THE BLUE MARLIN:

Case of the

Crimson Cobra

 

An original Radio-Noir Play written for live performance

 

by

 

Marcel Nunis

 

(STAGE VERSION)

 

Second Draft of version 4

Monday, August 18, 1997

ã 1993 Marcel Nunis

This play is protected by copyright. Permission to produce this play and questions about royalty payments may be made directly to the playwright.

Marcel Nunis 416 East Brown Ave. Fresno, CA 93704

(209) 222-0674

 

NOTE TO AUDITIONEERS: This script is still undergoing rewrites. As such, some content will be changed.

 

Main Cast of Characters

 

Maxie Marlin

Veena Kapoor

Cedric

Dragon Queen

Jamal

Mr. Malik

The Girl

Sydney Woo

Frankie Kwai

Inspector Petrus

 

Sundry Characters

 

Waiters

Bellhops

Tour Guide

Sales Person

"The Boys"

Nuns

Checkin Clerk

 

NOTE:

 

The idea for this play is to take the audience from LISTENING to a radio-play to WATCHING one being performed to a play actually being ACTED out. This process of setting up conventions and breaking them down takes about 25 minutes.  As such, the script resembles the fusion of screen and radio formats. This was done to best visualize and approximate the intended style of the piece.

 

To facilitate this effectively, the staging in the original production utilized a presentational style with the only constant being the live musician. This presentational style was fused with a multi-media approach which included slides projected, shadow play, live and recorded sound effects and live and recorded music.

 

Apart from the main characters of MAXIE, THE GIRL and CEDRIC, all the actors played multiple parts. 

 

 Musical Stings, Stabs and Recorded Selections are underlined in CAPS in the left margin. 

 

Sound effects, live or recorded are in CAPS but not underlined.

 

** (E, E,) Stands for Echo Effect.

 

THE BLUE MARLIN: The Case of the Crimson Cobra

Act 1

 

(The stage is set up like a radio studio. 3 microphones sits stage center. Down center is an old radio. Behind that, a scrim for slides to be projected on as well as for ‘shadow plays’ to take place --- an upper screen and a lower screen that can be “opened” to give the impression of a doorway.  Stage right and left platforms enveloped by scrim for live musicians. Below them the other 2 shadow screens.)

 

(The stage is dark. We hear…

 

SNAP SNAP

 

(Lights come up on the musicians playing a prelude. The focus then shifts to one of the shadow screens below them. It depicts a man eating, choking and dropping dead. A cross- fade to another screen in red--- a mysterious female figure laughing. Suddenly we hear…)

 

SNAP SNAP

 

(A musician slapping two pieces of wood together. An actor walks on stage and turns on the radio. The stage suddenly goes dark save a special on the radio. We now hear what seems to be a broadcast coming from the radio.)

 

News announcer

In Singapore today, notorious underworld overlord Woh Tai Koh was found dead from mysterious causes in his hotel room. Authorities speculate that Mr. Woh was in the island republic attending a suspected underworld summit with the heads of various underworld kingpins from the Asian region collectively known as The Syndicate of which Mr. Woh was a leading member.  Police have refused comment. More details on this story as they are made available. The weather today is expected to be rainy and foggy.  And now, back to our regular programming.

 

RADIO STING

 

Announcer

And once again ladies and gentlemen, its time for THE BLUE MARLIN!

 

Maxie stab 

 

Announcer

Yes, THE BLUE MARLIN...Episodes in the life of Fresno's own female detective named Maxie with a whole lot of moxie. Tonight's episode...

STAB

The case of the Crimson Cobra! And now....THE BLUE MARLIN!

 

MAXIE VAMP

 

Maxie

It was one of those Fresno nights when a gal like me toyed with the notion of slippin into a pair of black pumps and skippin this town for good. Business wasn't bad but the office heater was melting my makeup and makin my face feel like a hog’s meal in July. Now, a good sultry heat can usually stir me up a private smile...if you know what I mean. But this season just didn’t feel right with the rain, the fog and Christmas sneaking up around the corner. This time of the year just hasn't been the same since Mom passed on.

Phone

Fred Astaire version of “Lets face the Music & Dance”

 

Maxie

Blue Marlin detective agency. Maxie here. Tell me your story and I'll let you know if you have a case  ...Oh...Hi Dad. Fine..yeah. Yeah,  I’m watching it on the tube right now. Yeah, Fred & Ginger are the best. What? Oh, I've been busy...cases, you know. Mostly wives checking up on husbands ---the usual. Yeah... I know... I 'm careful.... Dad, Dad? Let’s not start this again please? What? Christmas?  Can I call you back on that? I'm just...I'm on my way out. Yeah...I'll talk to you later. Bye.

 

(Once again we hear....)

 

Snap snap

 

(...and the lights come up downstage revealing the actors performing a radio-drama.)

 

Thunder and lightning and rain

I stepped into the damp Fresno night protected by my electric blue trench coat in search of a little R&R. After five cases in a row... and that call from Dad, I needed something. So, I headed downtown. There was a theatre there where an old client and sometime friend---a smarmy Malaysian playwright was producing a new play of his. This was the same guy who once told me that curry eaters make hot lovers....

SIZZLE

.... now if he could only prove it one out of three times it wouldn't be a bad average. Look I'm no push over but I've always been a sucker for an English accent. So maybe I'd catch the show, make my presence felt and perhaps later we could... cook up a little something together.

Applause

MURMURS OF CROWD MILLING ABOUT

 

 

 

Al

Mr. Nunis, Mr. Nunis, Mr. Nunis! What can I say? It was fabulous...wasn't it Kookie?

 

Kookie

Uh ha! Just the cat's meow Al!

 

Al

And the cast. What a cast!  Look, I have a little proposition for you. Now, Kookie and I have always been supporters of the arts. In fact last summer we decided it would be a great idea to...

 

Kookie

But Al, what about that drink you promised me?

 

Al

Sure...sure Honey buns. Lets talk about this over a drink. In fact, why don't I buy you all a drink. The entire cast!

 

Hail Hearty Yelps of delight

maxie bass

Maxie

(DOWN) Something told me the curry principle wasn't going to be put to the test...

out

SIZZLE

...at least not tonight.

in

pumps walking

It was time to cut my losses and head on home. But a tastefully dressed woman with sensible shoes cut off my retreat to my beat up Volvo.

out

sensible shoes fast and stop

Veena

Excuse me Miss? You are Miss Marlin? Miss Maxie Marlin?

 

Maxie

Yes I am. I'm sorry… have we met before?

 

Veena

We have never met Miss Marlin... but you come highly recommended and I am in need of your services.

 

 

Maxie

Look lady, I generally try not to conduct business in a dark parking lot at night.

 

Veena

Yes... I'm sorry.

Crowd emerging

Please we cannot talk here...take this note and meet me in one hour.

 

Maxie

One hour?

 

Veena

It’s all in the note.

 

Murmurs of Crowd milling about

 

Maxie

But...

 

Veena

Please.... one hour.

 

Maxie

Sure. One hour.

 

Sensible shoes quickly away

MAXIE BASS

(DOWN) The note had a name attached to it---Veena Kapoor...it also had the name of a local hangout. I figured I'd make the rendezvous, listen to the schpiel, politely say no and perhaps salvage the rest of the evening.

bar noises

It was crowded when I got there. Livingston's usually was on show nights. (***Add & improvise pretentious dialog here. )  You know...theatre types.  Anyway, I scanned the area and eyeballed the mysterious Miss Kapoor sitting in a dimly lit booth. (UP) Miss Kapoor?

 

Veena

Miss Marlin. I'm so glad you came. I must apologize for my behavior earlier.

I suppose you must be use to frantic clients in your line of work.

 

Maxie

Goes with the job.  Now how can I help you?

 

Veena

That's a very interesting pendent you're wearing.

Ching

It’s an unusual piece and very old I'm sure.

 

Maxie

It’s a family heirloom… something my mother gave me. But, we didn’t meet to talk about my pendant, did we Miss Kapoor? How did you find me?

 

Veena

I...I was guided to you.

Ching

Maxie

Guided huh?

 

Veena

As I said before---you do come highly recommended. In fact, I feel I already know you quite well.

 

Maxie

Yeah, I've known that feeling once or twice myself. So, tell me your story Miss Kapoor and I'll let you know if you have a case.

 

Veena

Veena, please...it’s less formal. And for the proposition I'm about to make---I would be more comfortable knowing I was making it to a...a friend.

 

Maxie

Well, that all depends on the proposition.

 

Veena

How would you feel about an all expense paid trip to the Far East?

 

Maxie

Look, this is all very nice but when I checked this morning it wasn't my birthday. So what gives?

 

Veena

Yes...well, there's something from Malaysia I need you to bring back for me. Nothing illegal. It’s...a family heirloom.

ching

Like your lovely pendent...its something that's been in our family for generations.

 

Maxie

Look, Miss Kapoor...I can give you the name and number of a colleague who

specializes in cases like this...

 

Veena

I would prefer if you handled this yourself.

 

Maxie

This guy handles cases like this all the time and...

 

Veena

No! Miss Marlin, there really is no one else I can turn to ...Please!

$5000 if you accept...and another 5000 when you return. Here is a first class ticket with a return date in two weeks.

 

ching

Maxie

Veena, right?

 

Veena

Yes, Miss Marlin.

 

Maxie

Maxie please...its...its less formal.

maxie bass

(DOWN)  O.K. so this Veena Kapoor was a little intense but she was talking serious Moolah…my kind of language. Besides, she wore sensible shoes.

out

Veena

You will take this case?

 

Maxie

Now Veena, I’ll be getting a first class all expense paid vacation... to pick up...an antique chest of drawers?

snap snap

 

(From this point on the actors begin to drop their scripts and begin "interacting" with each other.)

Veena

This is no chest of drawers. Believe me it is much more.

 

Maxie

Exactly, how much more?

 

Veena

mystical hum

You see Maxie...Its a Crimson Cobra.

 

mystical stab

 

Maxie

A Crimson Cobra?

mystical stab

Veena

Yes...and only one of two exist in the entire world!

mystical stab

It stands about 13 inches tall and both pieces were carved from one solid piece of ruby. Unfortunately, its twin has been lost.

 

Maxie

I see. So, this... heirloom must be a much sought after acquisition.

 

Veena

mystical hum

Yes, but the Crimson Cobra is more than just an exquisite piece of sculpture.

mystical sting

It came from a temple that has long since disappeared. A very powerful temple. In the wrong hands, there's no telling what could be unleashed.

(In the screen we see the figure of a man repeating the dropping dead sequence from the beginning.)

For those obvious reasons, its secret location can only be revealed to you on the night before your return here.

 

Maxie

I see. So what do I do until then?

 

Veena

You will be on… vacation. I have taken the liberty of booking you into some of the most luxurious and exotic locations that part of the world has to offer...and there is the generous fee of course.

hum out

 

Maxie

Yes, lets not forget the generous fee.

 

Veena

So, will you take this case?

 

Maxie

Could you give me a minute to think about this?

 

Veena

Yes, yes. I'm sure all this sounds a little like something that tickles the

 overactive imagination.

 

maxie bass

 

Maxie

(DOWN) The only thing tickling my imagination at the moment was the prospect of going to a part of the world that was populated with curry eaters

sizzle

---lots of curry eaters.

sizzle

This was either some cosmic payback for good karma or I was having a really good hair day.

out

(UP) Well Veena...

 

Veena

Yes...Maxie?

 

Maxie

When do I leave?

 

Veena

Tomorrow...if you agree to one condition.

 

Maxie

Condition? What condition?

 

Veena

I am sure you will have a wonderful time on this trip. But I'm afraid I have to insist this… good time be tempered with some… restraint.

 

Maxie

What do you mean?

 

Veena

You see, because of its mystical stature, the...the bearer of the Crimson Cobra...

 

Maxie

The Bearer… meaning me… should I take this case…

 

Veena

Yes. Now, how can I put this in a delicate way...well, the bearer of the Crimson Cobra has to be...chaste.

bump

Its not a question of virginity mind you...

Maxie

Good. That could have been a little complicated. Chaste huh?

bump

From when to when exactly?

 

Veena

From now until the Cobra is back in my possession.

 

Maxie

And if this bearer is not chaste?

Bump

 

Veena

It would be unwise to tempt the fates Maxie--- extremely unwise. There are certain things we should never question.

 

Maxie

Like always keeping a pair of spare underwear in one’s purse.

 

Veena

Excuse me?

 

Maxie

Its something my mother always told me to do and I've lived by that even until today.  Never questioned it or nothing.

 

Veena

Really? You know Maxie, my own mother always told me to wear clean underwear...and I too have always done so without question.

 

Maxie

Same difference. Us girls...we understand these things. Now that's out of the way.... exactly how chaste are we talking about?

bump

 

Veena

Lets just say...possible romantic encounters on this trip should never develop into intimate ones.

 

Maxie

First base huh?

 

Veena

Please Maxie, it is of the utmost importance this condition be met.

 

Maxie

This is not exactly the kind of vacation I had in mind.

 

Veena

This is a picture of the last person who did not heed this warning.

 

bump, bump

 

Maxie

Ouch! O.K. you've made your point...and an ugly one it is too.

 

Veena

That was my sister… my older sister.

 

Maxie

Your older sister? Older by about 30 years I’m guessing.

 

Veena

She’s actually 2 years older than me. Well, Maxie, are you up to it?

 

Maxie

Veena,...let me just say....I think curry eaters are overrated anyway.

sizzle

 

(Once again we hear...)

 

snap snap

 

(From this point on the actors will "Act " out the rest of the play in a presentational style. Maxie is assisted with her electric blue trench coat.)

 

( The lights dim. The right screen lights up with Slide: The San Francisco Skyline…  revealing the silhouette of a man, John, who seems to be listening to the following on an answering machine. )

 

beep

Voice of Maxie

Dad? Maxie. I'm in town… but I’m calling from San Francisco International. Er... Dad,  something's come up on a case... I can't explain now but it's nothing serious... I'm going to be out of the country so I can't make it for Christmas. Gotta run... my plane is about to leave. I'll try to call from there and I'll see you when I get back in two weeks!

click

 

PHONE

John

Maxie? Oh its you. Yes, I’ve heard… she left a message on my machine. Look, she doesn’t know… she has never known! Yes. I understand there can be no interference but… very well.  I promise there will be no interference… in fact, I’ll gurentee it. (John puts down the phone. Airplane sounds begin. He picks the phone up again.) Hello? Information?

 

Airplane sounds

fade into something swank and colonial (CHECKOUT "TRUTH & BEAUTY" FROM "HEAR MY SONG" SOUNDTRACK)

 

 

(SLIDE: of Singapore is Projected on the top Screen)

maxie

Singapore---Once the crown jewel of the British colonial empire--- now a high-tech island nation with more than its fair share of anal-retentive accountants. The moment I stepped off the plane the steamy, sultry heat affected me like it never did before.

 

(Enter Maxie. A couple of hunky soccer players brush past her. The top screen reveals Veena)

 

veena

Maxie, it is of the utmost importance that the bearer be chaste. (Chaste has an echo effect.)

 

Maxie

And with my newfound limitations there was little relief in sight. Then again, I

was booked into the Raffle's hotel---one of the last remnants of colonial swank and flamboyance... and for now, that seemed like a fair trade.

 

(SLIDE: The Raffles Hotel. Actors who have donned "white" apparel strike a pretentious pose.)

 

Bellhop

The elevators are this way Miss Marlin...

 

(Maxie drops her key.)

Cedric

Here, let me get that for you. (Picks up key and giving it to Maxie.)

 

Maxie

Thanks.

 

Cedric

The pleasure was all mine. Checking in I hope.

Maxie

Yes. Yes, I just did.

 

Cedric

That’s fortunate. I checked in myself about an hour ago.

 

Maxie

An hour ago?

 

Cedric

Yes…

 

maxie

That’s nice. (An awkward pause.) I suppose I should go up to my room now.

 

cedric

Yes, of course. Perhaps we'll have the pleasure of running into each other again...soon.

 

Maxie

Perhaps. (To bellhop) Hey, the rooms here have cold showers, don't they?

 

Bellhop

Yes Miss... hot and cold.

 

Maxie

Cold will do for now.

 

(Exit Bellhop and Maxie. A shady character---Sydney---puts down the paper he is reading and pulls out a cell phone.)

 

Sydney

It’s me. Inform the circle of 21… tell them that the prey has arrived.

 

( Actors clear the stage. Maxie emerging from the "French doors". Enter Cedric.)

 

Cedric

Well, I see we're neighbors.

 

Maxie

What?

 

Cedric

I'm in the room just down the hall. Are you on your way out too? Perhaps we could...

Maxie

No...No, Just coming in.

 

Cedric

Oh?

 

Maxie

Yes...Jet lag!

 

Cedric

Of course.

 

Maxie

Bye! (Enters "French doors". Exit Cedric. Maxie peeks out to see that he is gone.) (DOWN) I could tell that he was going to be trouble---my kind of trouble...but the kind of I couldn't afford to specialize in right now. (Bellhop walks by.) Psst.

 

Bellhop

Yes, Miss... (Maxie beckons the bellhop into the room. Sydney & Frankie sneaks by from around the corner. Looks at the room number and leaves.)

 

(A small table is set up with two chairs. The Actors don formals. Enter Maxie who sits at the table and looks at the menu. Enter bellhop who whispers something in her ear. Enter Cedric in evening formals. Maxie pays the bellhop.)

 

Cedric

Wonderful evening.

 

Maxie

Yes, it certainly is.

 

Cedric

May I?

 

Maxie

I don’t see why not... I was just leaving. (Exit.)

 

 (Two deck chairs are set up. Actors put on shades and get into new swimming pool poses. Enter Maxie who makes herself comfortable in a deck chair.  Enter bellhop who whispers something in Maxie's ears. Enter Cedric bare-chested with shades and towel. Maxie pays bellhop.)

Cedric

Nice day, isn't it? Lovely warm weather.

 

Maxie

Yeah, but it got just a little too warm for me. (Beckoning the Bellhop as she exits.)

 

                        (The next sequence with the Bellhop is a shadow play.)

 

knock, knock

bellhop

Miss Marlin? Room Service. Your breakfast.

 

knock, knock

bellhop

Room service, Miss Marlin...Your dinner.

 

knock, knock

bellhop

Room service. The champagne you ordered?

 

(Emerging from the "French door" screen. Looking around then...)

 

Maxie

After being holed up for 3 days in my room, I decided to brave the sultry weather and catch some of the sights. Still, I wasn't taking any chances and booked myself on a bus tour with a bunch of Irish Nuns.

 

(Two actors with habits set up 4 chairs to simulate the bus and take their places along with the tour guide.)

 

Tour guide

This way please...

 

(The brood gets on the bus.)

Maxie

I had one more day in Singapore and what could possibly happen in one day?

(Enter Cedric.)

 

Tour Guide

There you are sir... we were just about to leave.

 

Cedric

(Sits next to Maxie.)  I see you're on this bus tour as well. How fortunate. I'm Cedric. I guess we're riding together.

 

Maxie

Oh, God!

 

first verse of "on a little street in Singapore"

 

(SLIDE: Scenes of Singapore are projected on to the screen. Possibly a dissolve effect simulating motion.)

 

Maxie

I could take the blue eyes and the fact that he happened to be drop dead handsome. But did he have to have such a dreamy English accent? And did he have to sit next to me?

 

Tour Guide

Ladies and gentlemen, over to your right is the world famous Bugis street and up ahead you can see the Temple of 10,000 Lights.

 

Cedric

You are American, aren’t you?

 

Maxie

Yes. And you're English.

Cedric

Very much so I'm afraid.

 

Maxie

Yeah, so am I.

 

(The song ends as the bus comes to a screeching halt.)

 

Tour Guide

Ladies and gentlemen, we will now stop for lunch. This area is Change Alley---famous all over the world for shopping. We will meet back at the bus in 2 hours.

 

Cedric

Excuse me, would you care to join me for a spot of lunch? Perhaps some curry? I do love a good curry don't you?

sizzle

 

Maxie

No... no thank you. I have some shopping to do.

 

Cedric

Yes, well...some other time perhaps.

 

 

Maxie

Perhaps. (Maxie walks away.)

 

Cedric

(Following her.) First time here...in Singapore?

 

Maxie

Yes. This is my first time. (Walking away.)

 

Cedric

(Following her again.) I've been here several times myself. Know the place quite well actually.

 

Maxie

That’s nice.

 

(SLIDE: The Merlion)

 

Cedric

Perhaps I could show you a little something of the place. A bit of the real Singapore. Now you see that over there? That's the Merlion. An odd creature, don't you think? A lion's head with the body of a fish. (Maxie begins to sneak away. Two Nuns from the bus take her place.) It’s the symbol for Singapore. Legend has it that a Sumatran prince fleeing from assassination landed on this island… its all very romantic really. You see, it was a moonlit night and this prince... (Looks around and Maxie isn't there but the two Nuns are.) Oh.... hello, sisters?

 

Nun 1

And what happened when this prince landed?

 

Nun 2

Yes, do tell us!

 

Nun 1

Please do continue with your fascinating and very romantic story.

 

cedric

Sisters!

 

Nun 2

Yes, please do.

 

Cedric

Well, he came across a lion here…

Nun 2

At this very spot?

 

Cedric

No, actually we’re not quite sure where…

 

Nun 1

But it was somewhere on this island.

 

Cedric

Yes.

 

Nun 2

And then what happened?

 

cedric

Then he called this place Singapura---

 

Nuns

Singapura!

 

Nun 2

Why?

 

Cedric

Why? Why did he call this place Singapura?

 

Nun 2

Yes.

 

cedric

Well, that means Lion City in the Malay language.

 

Nun 2

I see.

 

Nun 1

To come across such a powerful creature underneath the tropical moon. Oh, that is romantic isn't it Sister?

 

Nun 2

Like the Blarney Stone back home.

 

Nun 1

But why does it have a body of a fish?

Cedric

Here, you can read all about it for yourself, sisters.

 

Nun 2

Oh, but its just not the same, is it sister?

 

Nun 1

Yes. Its much nicer being shown around by a personal guide… don’t you think sister?

 

Nun 2

Oh yes sister, it’s so much nicer with a personal guide.

 

 (Exit.)

 

 (The actors don "street" Clothes and a Bazaar is set up on stage.)

 

(SLIDE of Street Vendors.)

 

Chinese sting

Salesperson

Come, come, Missy... Genuine Rolex watch! Only 50 dollar! You my first customer...bring me good luck. For you I give 40 dollar.

 

Maxie

Make it 20.

 

Salesperson

20 dollar? Hai-ya! How can? 35 dollar I give you! This one real Rolex!

 

Maxie

Sure...a real imitation Rolex! $ 20 or no sale.

 

Salesperson

O.K., O.K. 20 dollar lah!

 

Maxie

Nice doing business with you.

 

Salesperson

This one no business. This one you robbing me!

 

Woo

I see you haven't lost your touch Miss Marlin.

gasp

 

Maxie

Sydney, Sydney Woo...

Wood blocks

...and Frankie!

Cowbell

Frankie

Wrong time no see, Miss Marrin!

 

Maxie

I see you're still struggling with that awful R and L substitution Frankie.

 

SYDNEY’S BASS LINE

 

(DOWN) It was that Chinese lizard Sydney Woo Fei Loh and his trusty gecko Frankie Kwai Chee Chak--- both formally of San Francisco's slimy underworld. Sydney was a known white slave trader who was deported a few years back---for smuggling live monkeys into the country.

out

(UP) Sydney, I thought you were exiled in Macao.

 

Woo

No thanks to you. But enough about me...what brings you to the island of Singapore?

Maxie

At least my passport has my own name on it. Do the authorities know you're here?

 

Woo

Singapore is a free port Miss Marlin. Businessmen from all over the world are welcomed here.

 

Frankie

Yes, Miss Marrin...this week we have big businessmen flom arr ove South East Asia...

 

Woo

Shuttup Frankie!

 

Frankie

Solly Boss.

 

Maxie

So Sydney, still trading in Monkeys or have you run out of relatives to sell?

 

Woo

Very witty Miss Marlin...Very Witty indeed. But you are no longer in America so I would be careful with my wit if I were you.

 

Wood blocks

Frankie

Yes,  Miss Marrin...Vely Cearfur indeed.

 

Woo

Mysterious things have a tendency of occurring in the Orient. Unexplained disappearances leaving more questions than answers.

 

Maxie

Did I just hear a threat?

 

Woo

A threat?  I was merely suggesting the return of a favor.

 

Maxie

What favor?

 

woo

A favor you owe me. After all you were instrumental in my apprehension and subsequent deportation from the land of the free.

 

Maxie

Half the police force in the city of San Francisco was instrumental in your deportation Sydney... including my father. Do they all owe you favors?

 

Woo

I collect when the opportunities avail themselves.

 

Frankie

Rike now!

 

Woo

Your testimony was very damaging and we do so miss San Fransisco...

 

Frankie

"I reft my heart in San Flansisco...."

 

Woo

Shuttup Frankie....Sorry Miss Marlin… its too much damn kereoke!

 

 

Maxie

I'm touched... but you brought that on yourself, Sydney.

 

Woo

I beg to differ...

 

Maxie

You can beg all you want...it doesn't change a thing. And I still don’t take bribes.

 

Woo

But we could have worked so well together---you and I.

 

Maxie

In your dreams, Sydney. And just for the record, I owe you nothing.

 

Woo

I'm disappointed. The daughter of the reputable Captain John Marlin refuses to honor a favor. It would break his heart to know this...as much as it broke his

heart when you left the force for... private practice.

 

Frankie

Shame, shame, shame Miss Marrin.

 

Maxie

Lets not talk about my father.

 

Woo

I have always been curious about the circumstances surrounding your untimely … retirement from the San Francisco Police Department.

 

Frankie

Were you a naughty gir, Miss Marrin? Your daddy no rike what you do?

 

Maxie

I said, keep my father out of this!

 

Woo

But you were the one who brought him up...and I am only trying to keep you honest Miss Marlin. Despite our differences I respected your father. In fact, it was a favor I owed him that kept you alive to honor the favor you owe me today.  

 

Maxie

Nice try Sydney...but the way I remember it...you blew your chance when your

 gun ran out of bullets. Remember the sound of the click when you pointed your gun at me and pulled the trigger?

 

Woo

The truth has many sides to it.

 

Maxie

I like my side...yours has too many holes.

 

Woo

Come now Miss Marlin we go back a long way...perhaps you could consider this favor...as a gift. Where is your Christmas spirit?

 

Frankie

"Deck the harrs wit boughs of horry...."

 

Woo

Oh, Shuttup....besides you’re Buddhist!

 

Maxie

Christmas spirit? I’ve checked Santa's list and you've been very naughty...sorry boys, no gift.

 

Frankie

Oh, too bad!  

 

Woo

Frankie!

 

Maxie

But out of curiosity... just how would you suggest I pay back this so called favor?

 

Woo

You are a beautiful American woman Miss Marlin---a valuable commodity in this part of the world. In the spirit of the season...I was only suggesting you spread a little ...goodwill among some gentlemen I know.

 

Maxie

Are these the same kind of gentlemen who would spoon the brains out of a live monkey's skull?

 

Woo

With a splash of brandy, it’s quite a delicacy.

 

Maxie

Once a flesh monger...always a flesh monger, huh? I'm flattered Sydney...but you may have forgotten---I wasn't for sale then and I'm not for sale now!

 

1 block

Woo

But you may have forgotten Miss Marlin---the commodity in this case never determines the buying or the selling.

 

1 block

Frankie

And you may have folgotten---there's two of us and onry one of you!

 

Woo

Good point Frankie.

 

Frankie

Thank you Boss.

 

woo

So lets not make a fuss and come quietly with us.

 

Maxie

I would Sydney, but you may have forgotten one little detail---I know your little secret.

 

2 blocks

Woo

W...Whatever are you talking about Miss Marlin?

 

Maxie

You know,.. that little problem you have.

 

Frankie

Boss, I think she is talking about...

 

Woo

Shuttup Frankie! Problem? Problem...Miss Marlin? (Beginning to breathe hard.) It’s not a problem---It’s a condition!

 

Maxie

Well then, you wouldn't want me to aggravate this... condition, would you?

 

Woo

(Breathing real Hard.) You wouldn't Miss Marlin.... Not here.

 

Maxie

SYDNEY’S BASS LINE

(DOWN) Now old Sydney had a curious...condition. For some strange reason he had an allergic reaction to women's underwear. Even the mere mention of an unmentionable would send him into a violent fit. Must be tough to be put down by something that should have given you a rise in the first place.

out

(UP) Oh look, Sydney....a button just came undone off my blouse.

 

WOo

NO! NO! NOT THAT! (Beginning to wheeze)

 

Frankie

Crose youl eyes Boss! Miss Marrin! Have you no decency? In bload dayright---in the stleet?

 

Maxie

A girl's got to do what a girls got to do, Frankie. Besides he started it.

 

Frankie

But Miss Marrin....

 

Maxie

So Sydney, shall I tell you what I'm wearing under this?

 

Woo

No please no...(Frantic Wheezing.) Don’t tell me anything!

 

Maxie

Are you sure, Sydney? You know when I got out of the shower this morning I thought to myself… I want to feel comfortable and sexy on my tour of Singapore. What could I wear that would feel just… mmm… up against my bare skin. Then it came to me… why don’t I just slip into that little…

 

Frankie

No, Miss Marrin, Preese! Boss, quick cover your ears!

 

Woo

Shuttup Frankie!

 

Frankie

Yes Boss.

 

 

Maxie

No… perhaps it would be better if I show you!

 

Sydney

NO! PLEASE NO!

 

(Sydney's wheezing is fast climbing to a crescendo.)

 

Frankie

I beg you Miss Marrin… Please, No!

 

Maxie

O.K. Sydney, I'll let you off this time. As you said, it is Christmas. See? It’s buttoned again.

 

(Wheezing hits a crescendo and deflates with a shudder.)

 

Frankie

You O.K. boss?

 

Woo

Now Miss Marlin, that was not necessary. We go back a long way...you and I...and your father...this is just a friendly chance meeting of old acquaintances.

 

Maxie

A friendly meeting? Acquaintances? I don't think so.

 

Woo

It would surprise you to know how far back your father and I go.

 

Cedric

(Appearing as a shadow on the Screen.) Miss Marlin? Miss Marlin?

 

Woo

Ah, so you're in Singapore with a friend?

 

Maxie

That is none of your business.

 

Woo

Perhaps we'll all get aquatinted some other time.

 

Maxie

Don't count on it.

 

Woo

Again, that choice may not be yours to make, Miss Marlin.

 

Cedric

(From the Screen again.) Miss Marlin?

 

Maxie

Oh look Sydney, another button just came undone.

 

Frankie

Boss, isn't that....

 

Maxie

And another little button is about to...

 

Woo

Let’s go Frankie! Now!

 

Frankie

Yes, boss!

 

Woo

Perhaps another time, Miss Marlin.

 

Maxie

Don’t hold your breath, Sydney.

 

(Exit Woo and Frankie. Enter Cedric.)

 

Cedric

Are you all right, Miss Marlin?

 

Maxie

Yes, yes, I'm fine.

 

(We see the shadows of Woo and Frankie on the Screen.)

 

Cedric

Perhaps it is fortunate I arrived when I did. There's no telling what those unsavory characters might have done.

 

Maxie

Hardly a problem I couldn't skirt around on my own.

 

 

Cedric

Yes...well...

 

Maxie

But I do appreciate you looking out for me.

 

Cedric

I see that for one so attractive you are wise to the ways of the street.

 

Maxie

You are very … kind to say so.

 

cedric

I say, you have done some shopping. That's a very attractive pendant. Did you get that from around here?

 

Maxie

No, it was a gift from a long time ago. My mother gave it to me.

 

Cedric

Really.  It’s quite exquisite.

 

maxie

Thank you.

 

Cedric

But it pales in comparison to the person wearing it.

 

maxie

I must be on my way... I think I saw some silk bathrobes down the street and…

 

Cedric

Look Miss Marlin I think its only fair to let you know that I find you frightfully attractive and I....

 

Maxie

How did you know my name? I don't recall giving it to you at anytime.

 

Cedric

Our tour guide was kind enough to furnish me with it.

 

Maxie

Oh, she did, did she?

 

 

Cedric

Oh, yes...but she didn't volunteer it, mind you. Not willingly.

 

Maxie

No?

 

Cedric

Not at first. Actually I had to beat your name out of the poor woman and leave her sprawled in an alleyway.

 

Maxie

You're very persistent.

 

Cedric

Yes, I'm sure she thought so too. Do you think the poor dear will ever forgive me?

 

 Maxie

And a bit of a lunatic as well.

 

Cedric

So you've seen through my facade Miss Marlin. Yes, I am a lunatic. Stark raving mad, really. I escaped from an asylum last week, murdered a member of parliament, stole his credit cards and am presently on a worldwide spree of mayhem and murder.

 

Maxie

Is that a fact?

 

Cedric

Absolutely.

Slow Rumba and stop

Now I was about to suggest perhaps dinner and after that a quiet stroll down the esplanade and ...

 

Maxie

Look, before you go any further... I'm very flattered but I have to say no.

 

Cedric

Of course...

 

Maxie

I’m sorry but…

 

 

cedric

No, please forgive me. No explanation necessary.  There probably is a Mr. Marlin somewhere....

 

Maxie

Yes. He's about six three. Works out with weights everyday and is very jealous and extremely protective of me.

 

Cedric

Oh...

 

Maxie

He’s also is very good with firearms. But he does have a sensitive side and we do share a common love for spicy food and old Fred Astaire movies.

 

Cedric

Fred Astaire?

 

Maxie

Yes.

 

Cedric

I'm partial to Gene Kelly myself.

 

Maxie

That’s too bad. Oh, did I mention that he works out with weights every day and is a crack shot with a magnum 44?

 

Cedric

You made that point especially clear. I'm sorry... I didn't mean to...he must be a very special and lucky man.

 

Maxie

Oh yes...and he's also my father.

 

Cedric

Touché. Point well played.

 

Maxie

It's all in the timing. Something....Mr. Marlin taught me.

 

Cedric

Mr. Marlin taught you well. Then, the evening is ours.

slow rumba

We could begin with drinks on the terrace...there's a lovely breeze that blows there…

 

Maxie

But I'm leaving tomorrow and...

 

Cedric

It’s quite splendid. Maughm and Kipling were regulars, you know?

 

Maxie

Maughm & Kipling? I didn't know that...

 

Cedric

Yes, I’ve heard they were never more inspired than when they were in this part of the world.

 

Maxie

But I really cannot... I should not...

 

Cedric

And the dining room---very posh---serves a scrumptious buffet...white linen tablecloths...candles... silverware

 

Maxie

Then again, I suppose we are both on vacation and...

 

Cedric

And the curries....

out

Maxie

The Curries?

bump

No...maybe it’s not such a good idea.

 

Cedric

The Curries?

 

Maxie

The whole thing. I'm sorry.

 

Cedric

Yes, so am I. Look, this doesn't have anything to do with the fact that I'm a raging homosexual, does it?

 

Maxie

No. What? Are you really gay?

 

Cedric

Well...no. But right now I would say just about anything for the opportunity to share a… cocktail with you. At least one.

 

Maxie

You are very persistent.

 

Cedric

Extremely. All I want to do really is… lay my bottle on the lip of your cup and… pour.

 

Maxie

O.K. one drink...that's all.

 

Cedric

On the terrace at eight?

 

Maxie

The terrace at eight.

 

Cedric

Until then, may I show you the sights of this city? We could begin with the store selling silk bathrobes…

 

Last verse of "On a little street in Singapore"

 

(We see silhouettes of Cedric and Maxie "looking at the sights" as slides of tourist spots in Singapore are flashing on the right screen as the stage is being set up for The Terrace Scene. This fades into…)

 

(The left screen. The figures of Sydney & Frankie and members of the Syndicate are in view.)

 

Kingpin 2

You have kept us waiting Mr. Woo.

 

Woo

I’m sorry. I apologise.

 

Kingpin 1

We do not take kindly to tardiness.

 

 

Kingpin 2

Or failure.

 

Kingpin 1

It is our understanding that your trap Mr. Woo did not ensnare “the prey”.

 

Frankie

She got away.

 

Woo

Shuttup Frankie!

 

Kingpin 1

Is this true?

 

woo

Yes.

 

Kingpin 2

Should we offer the open seat in the circle of 21 to someone more worthy?

 

Woo

No. Please.

 

Kingpin 2

We are in a difficult situation, you understand.

 

Kingpin 1

We still have to find a successor for the late Tai Koh.

 

Kingpin 2

But we cannot… we dare not…  not until this little problem is settled.

 

Kingpin 1

We have already lost one. We cannot afford to lose more.

 

Woo

I understand. I will take care of it.

 

Kingpin 2

Then we will keep the seat vacant until you do.

 

Kingpin 1

And if you don’t… you do understand the consequences.

 

Kingpin 2

This Syndicate is made up of some of the most powerful people in this region of the world. Powerful people who cannot afford to lose face.

 

Kingpin 1

And that bitch is holding our alliance and our lives hostage. We do not take this lightly Mr. Woo.

 

Kingpin 1

And neither should you.

 

Woo

I will take care of it.

 

Kingpin 1

And when you do…

 

Kingpin 2

If you are successful…

 

Kingpin 1

Only then will we consider inviting you to sit with us.

 

Kingpin 2

But if you don’t…

 

Kingpin 1

You do realize there will be no where to hide.

 

Kingpin 2

Are we understood?

 

Woo

Yes. Very clearly.

(Exit Kingpins.)

 

Full Slow Rumba

Cocktail sounds

Maxie

(Enter. The Terrace) It was 7:55. A light breeze was blowing, the moon was shimmering off the Straits of Malacca and I was waiting for Cedric to arrive. I tried calling Veena to tell her that I was chucking this assignment... but the circuits were busy. Look, it was more than just the English accent---Cedric made me laugh. For the rest of the day he would surprise me by saying the most absurd, stupid things...and I liked it. He made me feel like a giddy headed schoolgirl---and it’s been a long time since I felt that way...a very long time. (Lights fade.)

out

FULL SLOW RUMBA AGAIN

 

Maxie

(Lights up. Maxie at a table on The Terrace. Silhouettes of people dancing in the Screen.) It was 8:36. The crowd on the terrace had gone in for dinner but I was enjoying the solitude. Dad would have loved this place. It was like something out of a Fred Astaire movie. He and Mom met at a Fred Astaire movie. It sounds silly I know but there was something that made this feel like it was all part of some strange destiny. And I was guessing that Cedric was going to be a big part of it. So he was a little late...or maybe I was early. No matter. The night was still young. (Lights fade.)

 

out

FULL SLOW RUMBA

 

Maxie

(Shockered at her table.) It was 9:15 and all this waiting was beginning to really put a wrinkle in my shorts. 

out

(UP) Waiter!

 

Waiter

Yes mam!

 

Maxie

I think that was 6 Singapore Slings.

 

Waiter

I'll get your bill, Mam.

 

Maxie

Sure. (DOWN) O.K. so I was duped by the sultry heat and an English accent that really wasn't all that hot to begin with. To be honest, he sounded a little like Roger Moore with wooden dentures.

 

Bellhop

(Enter.) Miss Marlin?

 

Maxie

Oh, its you. Is he coming?

 

 

Bellhop

No, Miss Marlin. Message for you.

 

Maxie

Thanks...here.

 

bellhop

Thank You Miss. (Exit.)

 

Maxie

(DOWN) Maybe I figured him all wrong. This was probably a note telling me how sorry he was for standing me up and how he would like to make it up with champagne and a midnight swim and...and...(Pause)

 

Veena

(A Shadow in the Screen reading the telegram .) Maxie, your vacation will have to be cut short, stop. A complication has arisen, stop. Delivery will have to be made sooner than expected, stop. Your contact will meet you in Kuala Lumpur

tomorrow with details, stop. Sorry for the short vacation, stop. I am counting on you Maxie, stop. Only you can do it, stop. Veena.

 

Waiter

(Enter.) Your check, mam.

 

Maxie

Champagne, Midnight swim---yeah right. The only midnight swim I was going to be taking would be in a lonely tub in my room.

 

Waiter

Yes, mam...whatever you say.

 

Maxie

I'm sorry, it’s not your fault. Here. (Putting something on the waiter's plate.) Here. You have a good evening...I was supposed to.

 

Waiter

Thank you...Er...Mam?

 

Maxie

Yeah...

 

Waiter

About this bill, mam…

 

 

maxie

What? You want a bigger tip?

 

Waiter

No Mam...payment for the drinks will be quite enough.

 

Maxie

I’m sure I left enough to cover it…

 

Waiter

Payment is usually made with currency, Mam. (Holding up a black lace number.) This I'm afraid wouldn't even cover much of the woman it was made for.

 

Maxie

What? Oh, I'm sorry. It’s just my mother always told me to... never mind. Here. Keep the change.

 

Waiter

Thank you Mam. And...here...perhaps you should keep yours.

 

(Enter actors who "set up" Maxie's hotel room...scattering clothes around. On the screen we see Maxie coming into the room.)

 

 

Maxie

Perhaps I should go to his room---nah! His loss. Destiny! Have a couple of drinks and suddenly you're a sucker for destiny. “I just want to lay my bottle on the lip of your cup and… pour” Yeah, right! The faster this job was over the better.

 She opens the door, turns on the light and...)

 

mondo stab

phone

Hello?

 

dragon queen

(On the phone. A Shadow in the Screen.) Miss Marlin, If you want to see your friend alive again...meet me in Kuala Lumpur tomorrow night.

 

Maxie

What friend?

 

Cedric

Maxie! Don't do it! Don't!...let me go!

Maxie

Cedric!

 

Dragon Queen

That friend, Miss Marlin. Remember him?

 

Maxie

Who are you?

 

Dragon Queen

You will be provided with the location of our meeting when you arrive.

 

Maxie

Put Cedric on!

 

Dragon queen

And please do not inform the police...or you'll be seeing your friend again...apiece at a time... through the mail. And we all know how easily things get lost in the mail.

 

Maxie

Wait!

click

(DOWN) Damn! I hate it when they hang up like that. Cedric! Six Singapore slings---A shower---that’s what I need. (Exit to shower.)

 

SYDNEY’S BASS LINE

 

( We see the silhouettes of Frankie and Sydney. They enter the room. Frankie holds up a pair of panties. Sydney is reviled by the sight of underwear and lets out a muffled yelp. )

 

OUT.

Maxie

(From inside.) Is someone out there? (Sydney and Frankie quickly exit. Enter Maxie in bathrobe looks around. Picks up the phone.) Hello? Hello? Front desk?(All responses from the phone here are squeaky “me, me, mes”.) Is there a flight out to Kuala Lumpur tonight? Midnight? Send a bellhop up for my bags. Yes, I'm checking out tonight. Yes, I know I'm paid for until tomorrow---but I want to check out tonight! Don't worry about a refund---it’s on me, O.K.? Thank you. (Looks around.) I'll deal with this later. (Exits to shower.)

 

SYDNEY’S BASS LINE

 

( Frankie enters the room and gathers the underwear and exits. Enter Maxie.)

 

OUT

Maxie

(Looking for underwear and packing at the same time.) Who ever was here had a mighty strange fetish---they're all gone---some of my favorites too!

 

knock knock

Come in! You can take that bag on the bed. This one will be ready as soon as I...

 

Woo

That's a very attractive bathrobe you're wearing.

 

Sydney’s BASS LINE

Maxie

Sydney!

 

Woo

It looks like silk. It is silk, isn't it?

 

Maxie

Yes, a purchase I made after our meeting today. But its little late for a social call, don't you think Sydney?

 

Woo

Oh, life in Singapore begins at 10 Miss Marlin. And where is your friend? Frankie and I thought we show you two the sights of the city.

 

Maxie

My friend? Oh... He has his own room.

 

Woo

Separate rooms? Very honorable Miss Marlin...especially for you.

bump

Its unfortunate he's not here...perhaps we can fetch him at his own room later.

 

Maxie

So, where's Frankie? You two are usually joined at the hip.

 

Woo

He is waiting for us downstairs in the car.

 

Maxie

Thank you for your kind offer...but I’ll have to decline.

 

 

Woo

(Taking out a gun.) Oh, I insist.

 

Maxie

Sydney, I'm surprised. Don't you know guns are illegal in Singapore?

 

Woo

Yes, they are...which means you do not have one. Please, would you turn around?  

 

Maxie

What do you want Sydney?

 

Woo

Some of my...clients heard about our meeting earlier and would very much like to meet you.  As I said before...businessmen from all over the world come to Singapore and my business is to make their stay... memorable. Please...indulge me. (Sydney waves the gun. Maxie turns.)  Interesting design. Why a dragon?

 

Maxie

According to the Chinese lunar calendar I was born in the year of the dragon.

 

Woo

Yes. An exquisite design.  And I also see you have inherited many of your

 mother's finer features.

 

Maxie

You knew my mother?

 

Woo

An enchanting lady...and elegant dancer. We met at the ballroom dancing competition of San Fransisco in 1956. I was the Cha Cha King that year.

 

Maxie

I'm impressed, Sydney.

 

Woo

Your mother and father took the grand trophy. As I recall they danced a routine to the song "Lets face the music and dance." Do you know it? (begins to sing.) "There may be troubles ahead..."

 

Maxie

Yes. I know it.

 

 

 Woo

Forgive me...it has always been one of my favorite songs. Ah, those were the days. Happier times. See Miss Marlin, your father and I do go back a long way.

 

Maxie

Knowing that just brings a tear to my eye, Sydney.

 

woo

You know, I could never understand how he came up with those brilliant sequences in his routines. They were so unpredictable and stunning. Do you dance too?  1...2...cha, cha, cha. 3...4...cha, cha cha. (Begins to sing Oy Como Va.)

 

Maxie

(In mock applause.) Very good, Sydney. I can see why you were Cha Cha King of 1956.

 

Woo

Its all in the timing you know.  Perhaps we could work up a little routine for my clients...you and I.

 

Maxie

Maybe we could do better, Sydney.

 

Woo

How so? You will dance for me?

 

Maxie

No, I was just wondering what kind of undergarments your clients prefer on girls.... Pushup bras and lace panties?

 

Woo

(LAUGHING) Very good, Miss Marlin. Very good. You are a Dragon child indeed. 

 

Maxie

No? Perhaps they are more of the camisole, teddy and garter belt crowd. Would you like to see what I'm wearing under this?

 

woo

I'm sure viewing your naked body would be very pleasurable to me but that's not exactly the response you desire is it?

 

Maxie

I don't get it. What about this morning.

woo

I was ill prepared. Over the years doctors have found no cure to my curious condition.

 

Maxie

Have you tried a shrink, Sydney? Perhaps this curious condition has something to do with the fact that you were brought up in the brothel your French mother operated.

 

Woo

Was that meant to be an insult?

 

Maxie

In your case… hardly.

 

woo

Afterall, flesh mongering is my trade… my family trade if you will. It is only the articles of its discreet concealment that I have a little problem with.

 

maxie

So, did your doctors put you on a strict chonie free diet?

 

Woo 

You might say that. They narrowed the affected senses to sound, sight and touch. So to protect myself I wear earplugs, gloves and I have also learned how to read lips. What I cannot see, hear or touch cannot affect me.

 

 Maxie

That's very clever, Sydney. But how did you know I wasn't wearing anything under this?

 

woo

Child's play! One....you are wearing a bathrobe made of silk...if you were wearing any undergarments ---I would surely be able to determine that. Ding Dong… third floor please! And two... ( Maxie tries to make a move to the bathroom but is quickly blocked by Sydney.) Please Miss Marlin, the only articles left of any possible harm to me are probably hanging in the bathroom to dry. A risk I had to take but a gamble based on my vast knowledge of a woman's habits, a dragon's personality and my nimble skill at the cha cha. You see Miss Marlin, to battle or out wit a dragon, you need another dragon...or a singing, dancing fool. As I said earlier its all in the timing.

 

Maxie

You thought of everything, didn't you. I'm betting you even arranged for the rest of my intimate apparel to be removed.

 

woo

That was number three. Yes, Frankie's visit to your room earlier was fruitful.

 

Maxie

But did he have to mess it up?

 

woo

Oh, Frankie was not to blame for that. Apparently some other party had been here before him. And....this other party may not be as concerned with your health as I am... so I suggest we leave before they should decide to return. Now Miss Marlin---lets go!

 

Maxie

 Let me get changed.

 

Woo

There is no need to. In this weather what you're wearing can easily pass for a dress. Now, please stop dilly-dallying. Didn't your mother teach you that the early bird catches the worm?

 

Maxie

My mother? No, but my mother did teach me this...(Begins to do a dance step ala Astire/Rogers.)

 

Woo

What are you doing?

 

Maxie

You did want me to dance Sydney, didn’t you? (Has made her way to her purse.)  

 

woo

Very nice...Now stop wasting time.

 

Maxie

Applause Sydney...I applauded when you danced!

 

Woo

Very well! (Applauds.) Bravo. Bravo.

 

Maxie

(Turning around to open her purse.) But there was something else my mother taught me.

 

 

Woo

Please turn around. I cannot see what you are saying.

 

Maxie

Well Sydney, I was saying that there was one other thing my mother taught me.

 

Woo

And what may that be?

 

maxie

To always carry one of these in my purse. (Pulling out a black lace number.)

 

Sydney

What? NOO! Please! NO!! NOT THAT!

 

Maxie

Looks like you're the bird, Sydney...and this is your worm. Catch! (Tosses it on to his face.)

 

Sydney

NO! AAUUGGG, (Wheezing, Gasping and falling to the floor.)

 

Maxie

Two pieces of advice for you, Sydney. One... you have to work on a mask. And two.... never mess with a dancing dragon.

 

Knock Knock

Bellhop

(Enter.) Your bags Miss? Oh! Perhaps I'll return later...

 

Maxie

No, the bags are on the bed.

 

Bellhop

Very well, Miss.

 

maxie

Bye Sydney, I’m leaving....Sydney? (Walks over and lifts the black lace number off his face.) Sydney, hate to break up the party...but I have to run.

 

Sydney

No. You must not go! You are the one! I cannot let you go!

 

maxie

Sweet of you to say so, Sydney! But, you can keep this as a momento... here!

(Drops the black lace number back on his face. Picks it up again.) And Sydney, I hope you appreciate the fact that I am sacrificing one of my favorite pieces of underwear to you.(Drops it again.)

 

Sydney

AAUGGG! NO! NO! YOU MUST NOT GO! YOU ARE THE ONE!

 

Maxie

I'm ready.

 

Bellhop

Yes...but what about him?

 

Maxie

He's a little emotional. What he needs right now is a little privacy.

 

Bellhop

Anything you say, Miss. Nice dress. (Exit.)

 

MAXIE VAMP

maxie

What began as a simple paid vacation was beginning to smell like a garbage strike in Summer. Whoever had Cedric wanted me...and I had no choice but to find out why. As I left the Raffles Hotel that night, all the roads were leading to Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia and I had to get there fast.

vamp ends suspended

(Slide: Changi Airport---Night View)

Airport Sounds

Announcer

What will Maxie find in Kuala Lumpur? Will she find Cedric? And if she does...

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...will it still be safe for her to be the bearer of the Crimson Cobra? And does the name Kuala Lumpur translate into Mud Junction in Malay? For these and questions of your own, stay tuned for the second half of The Blue Marlin right after this short break.

End of Act 1

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Act  2

 

(On Screen left are the shadows of Sydney, Frankie and members of the Syndicate.)

 

Kingpin 1

And what is your excuse this time, Mr. Woo.

 

Kingpin 2

This is a totally unacceptable situation.

 

Sydney

I know.

 

Kingpin 1

How could she have escaped?

 

Kingpin 2

You were alone with her in a room.

 

Kingpin 1

You had a gun.

 

Kingpin 2

And she didn’t!

 

Sydney

She… she overcame me!

 

Kingpin 2

She overcame you? How?

 

Sydney

That is not important.

 

kingpin 1

But it is Mr. Woo.  That bitch is planning to take everything we have worked so hard for.

 

Kingpin 2

Your failure puts all of us in a very difficult situation.

 

Kingpin 1

We use to have a name for people like you… what was it again…

 

 

Kingpin 2

Sissy Boy.

 

Kingpin 1

Sissy Boy! That’s right… Sissy Boy! Are you a Sissy Boy, Mr. Woo?

 

Kingpin 2

Your seat in the circle of 21 is presently being considered for someone else.

 

Kingpin 1

We can’t have a Sissy Boy sitting in the circle with us.

 

Sydney

Please, I beg you… give me one more chance!

 

Kingpin 2

Why should we?

 

Frankie

We know where she is!

 

Sydney

Shuttup Frankie!

 

Kingpin 1

Is what he says true?

 

(Another screen lights up with the Dragon Queen who looks like she is conjouring up some kind of spell. )

sydney

Yes. We do know where she is. She will not get away this time… I assure you! We’ll take the shuttle tinight and be back here with tomorrow evening. I promise.

 

Frankie

He promise.

 

Kingpin 1

Those are bold words from a Sissy… (Begins to choke, then drops dead.)

 

(2 assistants join the Dragon Queen who’s energy has obviously been sapped.)

 

assistant 1

You cannot go on!

 

Assistant 2

Its taking too much out of you!

 

Dragon Queen

I must! Those old bastards in the Syndicate have pushed me around for too long.

 

Assistant 1

Its too dangerous!

 

Dragon queen

If they won’t give me respect… I’ll take it! They obviously don’t know who they are dealing with!

 

Frankie

(rushing to the dead man.)  He’s dead!

 

Kingpin 2

Its her! That bitch has done it again!

 

Assistant 2

If you wipe them all out… there will be no one to fear you.

 

Kingpin 1

This has to stop Mr. Woo! Do you understand? It has to stop! All our lives are at stake. That bitch is trying to wipe out the circle of 21! She must be stopped. Now go!

 

Assistant 1

Wait until tonight! You will have what you need tonight!

   

Dragon Queen

Yes. Tonight! Tonight it will be mine. Now, take me to my sweet. I must be with my sweet.

 

Plane sounds  into Maxie Vamp

 

(Enter Maxie.)

(SLIDE: Aerial view of Kuala Lumpur.)

 

Maxie

From the brochures on the plane, Kuala Lumpur looked like a city where the high-tech and an ancient past seemed to coexist side by side.

(SLIDE: Map of Peninsular Malaysia.)

While checking out its location on the map I also realized that Peninsular Malaysia was also probably the only country that was anatomically correct. Perhaps this explained why the sultry heat in this part of the world affected me the way it did.

(SLIDE: Subang.)

I got into Subang International at 12:45 AM and by the time I got to the hotel it was 2:30. All I wanted to do was to get my key, get to my room and crash.

(SLIDE: The Regent.)

 

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Checkin Clerk

Your key, Miss Marlin....your bags have already been sent to your room. The elevators are to your left. We hope your stay at the Regent Hotel is a pleasant one.

 

Maxie

Thanks.

 

Inspector Petrus

Welcome to Kuala Lumpur, Miss Marlin. Before you go up to your room I wonder if you mind answering some questions. Inspector Petrus KLPD.

 

Maxie

Is there a problem here, Inspector?

 

Inspector Petrus

We were wondering that perhaps you could help determine if the potential of one was imminent.

 

Maxie

What's this about?

 

Inspector Petrus

Well, Miss Marlin, there has been an alarming convergence of known... undesirables in Singapore over the past week. They have come from all over Southeast Asia.... and we suspect some sort of underworld summit is taking place.

 

Maxie

This is all very intriguing Inspector Petrus but what does this have to do with a girl from Fresno, California like me?

 

Inspector Petrus

We know you are a private investigator...

 

Maxie

That is true.

 

Inspector Petrus

And you have been seen in the company of a certain Mr., Sydney Woo. So, I have to ask what the nature of your visit to Malaysia is?

 

Maxie

Since you've obviously checked up on me Inspector--- you know there is no love lost between Sydney Woo and me.

 

Inspector Petrus

Yes, I understand you worked undercover on a sting operation that lead to Mr. Woo's eventual deportation to Macao did you not?

 

Maxie

Yes.

 

Inspector

Something to do with smuggling monkeys?

 

Maxie

That right. How did you know that?

 

Inspector Petrus

The reports were quite detailed and I myself worked on that very same case ---from this end of the world. Many of those monkeys were from our jungles you know.

 

Maxie

Small world. Tell me inspector---what's the big deal with monkey brains anyway?

 

Inspector Petrus

Well, there is a belief among certain segments of the male geriatric population that the ingestion of live monkey brains renews youthful vigor and potency.

 

Maxie

So Sydney was capitalizing on a bunch of old geezers reminiscing about the glory days but who didn’t have what it takes to get it up.

 

Inspector petrus

That’s one way of putting it.

 

 

Maxie

There must be quite a substantial market for that sort of thing.

 

Inspector Petrus

Yes. Its strange how we spend the second half of our lives obsessed with trying to regain the first half. Now as I recall some unusual strategies were involved in Mr. Woo's apprehension--- developed by a Captain John Marlin.

 

Maxie

My father.

 

Inspector Petrus

I thought so.

 

Maxie

Yes, he was known for unusual surprises in all his operations.  

 

Inspector Petrus

Didn't that case only employ female officers?

 

Maxie

The Lingerie Squad. I was part of that. Old Sydney didn't have a prayer in that one. Too bad we couldn't get him on charges of white slavery.

 

Inspector Petrus

Sometimes we take what we can get in this line of work Miss Marlin. As a fellow law officer I was wondering what your father based his unusual strategies on.

 

Maxie

Dancing. He said that it was all in the timing.

 

Inspector Petrus

The right move at the right time?

 

Maxie

Actually, the wrong move at the right time. The right move is always anticipated but the wrong move…

 

Inspector Petrus

Would produce the element of surprise. Interesting. I'll remember that. Now Miss Marlin, back to this meeting with Mr. Woo..

 

Maxie

Inspector, let me assure you that me running into Sydney was an unfortunate

coincidence. And as for my visit, ...I'm just a tourist here...as I was in Singapore.

 

Inspector Petrus

There are no accusations being made, Miss Marlin. After all, we were comrades in arms, so to speak. Its just...any information at this point would be helpful.

 

Maxie

Yes...I'm sorry but I don’t have any information for you.

 

Inspector Petrus

You must be tired. I'll try not to keep you too long. I was just curious if Mr. Woo had at anytime mentioned the Dragon Queen. She's a high ranking member of this particular underworld syndicate and she has been noticeably absent from this summit.

 

Maxie

No he didn't mention any such person.

 

Inspector Petrus

I will not keep you any longer. Thank you for your cooperation. If there should be anything...this is my number. I hope your stay in Kuala Lumpur will be an interesting one.

 

Maxie

I'm sure it will be.

 

Inspector Petrus

Good night. And let me compliment you on that unusual but very attractive dress you're wearing. Exquisite design.

 

Maxie

Yes, I've been told. Goodnight!

 

(As soon as Maxie exits Inspector Petrus pulls out a cell phone.)

 

Inspector Petrus

Just calling to inform you that contact has been established. No. She does not suspect a thing. Yes, I have made arrangements for her to be watched. There will be nothing she does we won’t know about. Yes, I understand. I will personally pick you up at the airport. I will see you then.

 

memory note

 

(Shadows appear on the screens during the following....)

 

(Veena)

...the Crimson Cobra comes from a very powerful temple...in the wrong hands there's no telling what could be unleashed...unleashed...

 

(Frankie)

...Yes, Miss Marrin this week we have businessmen from arr ove Southeast Asia here..here...

 

(Inspector Petrus)

...there has been a convergence of undesirables. We suspect some sort of underworld summit....underworld summit...

 

(Dragon Queen)

...or you'll be seeing your friend again a piece at a time through the mail...through the mail....

 

(The center screen lights up and the following plays out in shadow. A sensual tangle of hands, hips and legs in a slow steady sway. A man and woman making passionate love. Two perfect bodies in a tango of unbridled passion.  She throws her head back. Over the back of her head we see the object of her horror --- a COBRA, mouth wide, fangs exposed, hissing in a striking position. The pounding accelerates. Her full mouth opens to a silent scream.)

 

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knock, knock, knock

 

( Maxie shoots up in bed. Looks at her watch.)

 

Maxie

Damn! Not even in my dreams. This better be Veena’s contact. (Maxie goes over to the door.)Yes?

 

Jamal Music

 

Jamal

(Enter with strange twitchy eyes.) Miss Marlin?

 

Maxie

You are my contact?

 

Jamal

You could say that.

 

Maxie

You are the one Miss Kapoor told me about?

 

Jamal

You could say that too.

 

Maxie

And you are the one who will furnish me with the details I need?

 

Jamal

You could say all those things you have just said... but I will deny them.

 

Maxie

Deny them...Why?

 

Jamal

Because none of the things you have said are true.

 

Maxie

I’m not sure I’m following this...

 

Jamal

I will only acknowledge the truth. So far, everything you have said about me are untruths...and until the truth is spoken, I will deny it. I do not acknowledge lies. Now Miss Marlin, why don't you try telling the truth for once?

 

maxie

So you are not my contact.

 

Jamal

True.

 

Maxie

And you are not the one Miss Kapoor told me about.

 

Jamal

True.

 

Maxie

And you do not have the details I need.

 

Jamal

True. Bravo, Miss Marlin. See, how easy it is to tell the truth when you try?

 

Maxie

I'm sorry I just assumed....

 

Jamal

Assumptions are dangerous things to make in this part of the world. When one assumes...one takes the chance that what one is assuming is correct. Can we really afford to take that chance? Its a gamble with truth we take when assumptions are made. And as you demonstrated, the truth is not something we should gamble with because half of our assumptions could be lies....

 

Maxie

(Grabbing him by the neck.) O.K. bub! I've had just about enough of this weirdness as I'm going to take.

 

Jamal

Please! Let me go!

 

Maxie

Not until I hear some answers---and I'm warning you, I better like them. Now you can begin by telling me where Cedric is.

 

Jamal

Cedric? Who is Cedric?

 

Maxie

You're not here because of Cedric?

 

Jamal

I know of no Cedric. And even if I did... it would still be inadvisable to cause me harm .

 

Maxie

Inadvisable huh? What are you? A lawyer?

 

Jamal

A lawyer?

 

Maxie

You sure talk like one.

 

Jamal

Please Miss Marlin...insults will get you nowhere.

 

Maxie

And you don't know about Cedric.

 

 

Jamal

I know of no such person.

 

Maxie

Then again you could be working for Sydney.

 

Jamal

Sydney?

 

Maxie

Yes, Sydney.

 

Jamal

Sydney Who?

 

Maxie

Sydney Woo.

 

Jamal

Who?

 

Maxie

Woo.

 

Jamal

Woo?

 

Maxie

Yes, Woo.

 

Jamal

Woo?

 

Maxie

Do you?

 

Jamal

With who?

 

Maxie

Yes, you. With Woo.

 

Jamal

With Woo? No.

 

Maxie

You're sure?

 

Jamal

Never heard of the man. Will you let me go now?

 

Maxie

Not until you answer one more.

 

Jamal

Ask! Ask me anything!

 

Maxie

What's with this eye thing that's happening here?

 

Jamal

What eye thing?

 

Maxie

This blinking with one eye thing.

 

Jamal

Oh this?

 

Maxie

Yes. Its very irritating and now you've got me doing it too.

 

Jamal

I caught some dust on the way in. Would you mind blowing it out for me?

(Maxie blows and lets him go.)

Thank you. But was all that necessary?

 

Maxie

A girl can't be too careful...and its been a long day. Now tell me who the hell you are? And you can begin with your name.

 

Jamal

I am Jamal

 

Maxie

Jamal.  Why didn't you say so in the first place?

 

Jamal

You didn't ask.

 

Maxie

I did.

 

Jamal

What you asked I assumed to be rhetorical and simply responded accordingly.

 

Maxie

So maybe its you who should be careful about assumptions.

 

Jamal

Yes, I’m beginning to think so myself.

 

Maxie

O.K....why are you here?

 

Jamal

Now that is a good question...

Jamal music

 ...one that has been asked through the centuries by prophets and philosophers all over the....

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Maxie

No! You ! Here! Now! Why?

 

Jamal

I work here.

 

Maxie

As what?

 

Jamal

A bellhop.

 

Maxie

A bellhop?

 

Jamal

I resent that tone. It’s an honest profession!

 

Maxie

Of course it is. Just tell me exactly why you are here.

 

Jamal

There is a visitor to see you. Are you expecting a visitor?

 

Maxie

Yes I am. Where is this visitor?

 

Jamal

If you were not expecting a visitor I would have thrown him out. Security is part of my job, you know. My honorable and honest profession.

 

Maxie

Jamal, where is this visitor?

 

Jamal

I shall escort him in. (Exit.)

 

Maxie

Good.

 

(Enter Jamal with Malik.)

Jamal

This is Mr. Malik...your visitor

 

Maxie

Mr. Malik, you must be my contact. I can't tell you how glad I am to see you…

(The old man shakes her hand Malay style.)

 

Jamal

That is the traditional Malay greeting---with both hands.

 

Maxie

I see... of course. Jamal?

 

Jamal

Yes, Miss Marlin?

 

maxie

You may go now.

 

Jamal

I’m staying.

 

Maxie

Here's $10 for your trouble…

 

Jamal

Ringgit.

 

Maxie

Excuse me?

 

Jamal

Ringgit. Our currency is called ringgit.

 

maxie

Ringgit… very good. Thank you for the lesson in international currency. Here’s 10 of those.

 

Jamal

Ringgit.

 

Maxie

Yes, here’s 10 ringgit. Look, I apologize for what happened earlier but...

 

Jamal

I’m staying.

 

Maxie

For heaven's sake, Jamal! It’s 5 in the morning…

 

Jamal

I have to stay Miss Marlin.

 

Maxie

Jamal, I'm going to ask you one last time...nicely...

 

Jamal

Miss Marlin, your visitor, Mr. Malik, also happens to be my grandfather.

 

Maxie

Your grandfather?

 

Jamal

Yes...he raised me and I'm the only one who understands him.

 

Malik

(Whispers) Oh, jambu gadis ini!

 

Jamal

Apa Datuk?

 

Malik

Jambu Gadis ini.

Jamal

He says you are a very attractive woman.

 

Maxie

Thank you Mr. Malik.

 

Jamal

I wouldn’t thank him if I were you.

 

Maxie

Why not? I’m sorry… is this some cultural thing? Please forgive me if I have insulted you.

 

Jamal

You have not insulted him.  It’s not cultural.

 

Maxie

So why shouldn’t I thank him for the compliment?

 

Jamal

He meant the compliment in a very sexual way. Just because he’s old, doesn’t mean he’s dead.

 

Maxie

I see. Jamal, your grandfather doesn’t like eat live monkey brains, does he?

 

Jamal

Of course not. That is barbaric! How could you even suggest that?

 

Maxie

Good. Well then… thank him for the compliment.

 

Jamal

But…

 

Maxie

Thank him… please. I think its sweet he finds me attractive… in that way. (Jamal whispers into the old man’s ear who nods and smiles.) Jamal, you would have actually thrown this sweet old man out? Your own grandfather?

 

Jamal

We cannot afford having riff-raff loitering in the hotel at this time of the night. I take my job very seriously.

 

 

Maxie

Perhaps just little too seriously Jamal...

 

Jamal

Just speak to him directly and I will supply a translation.

 

Maxie

O.K.....Now Mr. Malik...about the Crimson Cobra...

 

Jamal

My grandfather wants you to come closer.

 

Maxie

Yes, of course. Anyway what I needed to know is...

 

(The old man reaches out for her pendant and looks at it. This section has the old man whispering to Jamal who provides a running translation.)

 

Jamal

He wants to know where you got this.

 

Maxie

What does this have to do with...

 

Jamal

Where did you get the pendant?

 

Maxie

My mother gave it to me.

 

Jamal

When did she give it to you?

 

Maxie

Why? What does this have to do with…

 

Jamal

My grandfather wants to know when she gave it to you?

 

Maxie

Three years ago… before she...before she passed away...( The old man places his palm on Maxie's forehead.)  That's exactly what she did... before she gave this to me. But how did he...

 

 

Jamal

And your father? He is still living?

 

Maxie

Yes, he is.

 

Jamal

His tears still flow for her.

 

Maxie

(Maxie chokes.) I'm sorry...I'm tired and...

 

Jamal

And now yours flow for the first time since she passed on. For him or for her?

 

Maxie

Who's asking? You or your grandfather. (Malik dries her tears.)

 

Jamal

He says this was not your destiny. You were not born with it but you have inherited it. You are your mother's child and so it now belongs to you.

 

Maxie

I don't understand.

 

Jamal

What you have inherited is both a gift and a responsibility.

 

Maxie

What is?

 

Jamal

My grandfather wants to know if you...accept.

 

Maxie

My mother’s destiny?

 

Malik

Ya.

 

Maxie

Yes. Yes, I will.

 

(The old man places his hand on her cheek and smiles.)

 

Jamal

Then this destiny is now one with the destiny you were born with.

 

Maxie

Jamal, ask your grandfather where I can find....

 

Jamal

The Cobra is in the jungle… guarded by a hermit. Few understand its true value but many desire it.

 

Maxie

What is its true value?

 

Jamal

Power.

 

Maxie

Good or evil?

 

jamal

Power can only be the slave to one who possesses it. Power in itself has no morality of its own. As soon as you receive the Cobra you are to leave the country.

 

Maxie

But my plane tickets are for next week.

 

Jamal

A flight has already been booked for you. Miss Kapoor has informed us that she herself will be arriving this evening.

 

Maxie

Veena?

 

Jamal

Yes. She will escort you back...and provide some answers to the questions you have.

 

Maxie

How do I find this Hermit, Mr. Malik?

 

Jamal

One moment please...Ya....ya....ya datuk. My grandfather has given me

 instructions. I will be your guide into the jungle tomorrow.

 

Maxie

(DOWN) Great, I was going to be lead into the jungle by a psycho bellhop from hell. I can't begin to tell you how much the thought of this thrilled me...so I won't.  (UP) What time do we leave, Jamal?

 

Jamal

I will pick you up at noon in front of the Hotel. We will leave you to get some rest now. (The old man says something.) Ya Datuk? My grandfather says you are very special.

 

Maxie

Tell your grandfather I think he is special too.

 

Jamal

He says not many children would accept what you have accepted. Whatever happens, he says, to always remember that your mother's love will be your protection and your father's love will be your strength.

 

Malik

Jaga yah?

 

Jamal

My grandfather says...

 

Maxie

Yes, tell him I will. (Maxie shakes Malik's hand---Malay style. Exit Malik and Jamal.) (DOWN) Somehow I didn't need a translation. The old man with bright dancing eyes was telling me to be careful...and I knew there was a good reason for it. (Picks up phone.) Operator? Yes...can you tell me what time it is in California? Noon? Good. I'd like to place a person to person call to Mr. John Marlin. Area code 2-0-9 5-5-5 0-6-7-4. Yes, I'll wait. (Puts down phone.) Now, what am I going to do about Cedric? Inspector Petrus. (Looks at Petrus's card. About to pick up phone when...)

 

PHONE

MAXIE

Hello Dad?

 

Dragon queen

I'm sorry to disappoint you Miss Marlin.

 

Maxie

Oh, its you.

 

 

Dragon queen

Yes, its only me. Now, Miss Marlin you were warned about the police.

 

Maxie

Look, they contacted me...besides I didn't tell them anything,

 

Dragon Queen

Very well. Then, you haven't forgotten about our meeting tonight, have you?

 

Maxie

No, I haven't.

 

Dragon queen

Good. We'll be meeting at the Coliseum Cafe at 9.

 

Maxie

Where is Cedric? I want to speak to him.

 

Dragon Queen

(Off) Turn that damn music off! You know how I hate it!

 

Maxie

Hello?

 

Dragon queen

There is a little something you will be fetching from the jungle later today, is there not?

 

Maxie

How do you know all these things? And where's Cedric?

 

Dragon queen

I have eyes and ears all over this city. Let me make it clear, Miss Marlin...The Crimson Cobra belongs to me. Bring it and you will see your friend again. Only until then, Miss Marlin... only until then. And I would advise you to come alone.

click

 

(Maxie looks at Petrus's card.)

Maxie

I couldn't risk Cedric's life. Destiny or not I just couldn't risk it.

Phone

Yes? You couldn't get through...No. That's O.K. Thanks. I'll try again later. (Exit.)

 

(During the following "radio broadcast" we see in shadow silhouette-Jamal waiting for Maxie---looking at his watch etc... Maxie with pith helmet arrives. They go. After a second or two Frankie and Sydney follow but are stopped by figures bearing guns.)

 

Malaysian Radio Jock

Its 12:15 and you're listening to the Luncheon Music hour on Radio TV Malaysia's Blue Network. Today is December the twenty-third. We would like to remind our Christian friends out there that its two days before Christmas. Only two days to shop for those goodies and prepare the home for the open house. I am sure that your Muslim, Buddhist, and Hindu friends would like to assure you that we will all be there to help you celebrate in the spirit of Muhibah. This is J. Kamaruddin for the Luncheon Music Hour...and now back to some music for your lunching pleasure....

(SLIDE: Jungle)

 

(Enter Maxie & Jamal)

Maxie

(DOWN) An hour outside the city Jamal and I began our trek through the jungle.

jungle MUSIC & sounds

There was something seductive about the lush steamy jungle. It had a primal hum...a vibration that connected to the very core of your being. A connection that made you aware exactly how you fit into the scheme of things. It was a place where life and death seemed to nourish each other.

MUSIC out

(UP) How far more Jamal? Will we get there soon?

 

Jamal

Miss Marlin, in the jungle, distance or time is of no matter. In the jungle, only the jungle matters?

 

Maxie

What's that supposed to mean?

 

Jamal

There are things Miss Marlin...things that need no understanding, only acceptance.

 

Maxie

I sure hope your sense of direction is a little more linear than your thought patterns.

 

(SLIDE: Cave.)

Jamal

Over there...in that cave. (Exit Jamal and Maxie.)

 

(SLIDE: Inside Cave.)

( The French doors are now opened. Enter Jamal and Maxie from the platform.)

 

Jamal

We will rest here.

 

Maxie

Good. Its much cooler here. So now what do we do?

 

Jamal

We wait.

 

Maxie

Where is this hermit of yours?

 

Jamal

Miss Marlin, this Hermit is not mine. This Hermit is not a possession. This Hermit belongs to no one.

 

Maxie

Look, lets just keep the philosophical bull doo doo to a minimum. I just want to get this over with.

 

Jamal

That's the trouble with you Americans---you always want things instantly.

 

Maxie

Hey, watch it bub! I didn't hear you saying that outside the hotel just now.

 

Jamal

All I am saying is,... there are certain things we have to wait for. If we do not allow them to bloom we may never begin to appreciate them at its fullest.

 

Maxie

Like what for instance, Jamal?

 

Jamal

Life, Love...this hermit.

 

Maxie

Something else that needs no understanding I suppose.

 

Jamal

Acceptance is a wonderful thing Miss Marlin. It has the power to free a person

 from doubt and confusion...something most people wait entire lifetimes for...

Mystical hum

But you will have to wait no longer. There she is now.

 

Maxie

A girl? But where is the Hermit?

 

Jamal

She is the Hermit!

 

Maxie

She can't be more than 10 years old. Where are her parents?

 

Jamal

The Girl, as you call her is older than you think.

 

Maxie

O.K. she's 11...12 maybe.

 

Jamal

Miss Marlin...do you feel that?

 

Maxie

Is it coming from her?

 

Jamal

It is.

(Enter Girl with a canvas bag. Jamal backs up.)

surge

Jamal...Jamal? What are you doing back there?

 

Jamal

I have accepted that whatever is about to transpire is between you and the hermit Miss Marlin...I am only your guide.

 

Maxie

Fine. Then ask her what she...

 

Jamal

She will tell you directly herself, Miss Marlin.

 

Maxie

Why is she looking at me like that?

(The girl reaches out for Maxie's pendant. We hear a surge and Maxie falls to her knees.)

 

GIRL (E,e)

Do not be afraid sister.

 

Maxie

Did you hear that Jamal?

 

Jamal

Hear what Miss Marlin?

 

Girl (E,E)

Sister.

 

Maxie

That!

 

Jamal

I see her lips moving but I hear nothing.

 

Girl (E,E)

Do not be afraid. You will not be harmed. You are the one. The one who has been sent to take my precious away....but I give it willingly. My time is near and my precious must be safe. (The girl  motions to Jamal who closes his eyes.)

 

Jamal

Now I see nothing either.

 

Girl

(She now opens the bag to reveal the cobra.) This is my precious. Take my precious. Go with the wind over the oceans. Go with my blessing and protect my precious. Never let it leave you. Not until the next guardian arrives. Never leave my precious. But sister beware. Beware of one who takes the name of the Dragon. If my precious becomes hers...all will be lost. Now go and make haste. (The girl kisses the cobra on the head and hands the bag to Maxie. She places her palm on Maxie's forehead.) Protect my precious as you would protect a child. (Maxie hugs the cobra. Motions to Jamal.)

 

Jamal

I can see again. What happened?

 

Girl

(Maxie wipes a tear from the girl.)   Do not grieve for me, sister. These tears are not of tears of sadness... my time is near and I go willingly. (The girl takes the pendant again. Looks at it. Looks at Maxie.) This was a gift. You are the bearer. Strength will come from courage and courage comes from facing fear.  Protect my precious... and it will protect you. (The girl turns to go. Stops. Turns around.) Sister, do not deny your love to the one who loves you. When he is of this world no more… regret will be a heavy burden to bear.  (Smiles. Exit Girl.)

 

Jamal

Look! Her hair...its turning gray.

 

surge hum & out

 

Miss Marlin?

 

Maxie

Yes, Jamal?

 

Jamal

It is true what my grandfather said. You are a special woman.

 

(The slide of inside the cave begins to fade. The screen doors are closed. Maxie gives her pith helmet to Jamal. She is helped on with her electric blue trench coat during the following.)

 

Maxie

(DOWN) Now that I had the Crimson Cobra ... everything began to make sense. Whoever had Cedric wanted it for themselves. Its power was too seductive not to have. I was playing a game of mental Chess. What was going to be my next move. I couldn't sacrifice the Cobra but I also could not let Cedric die.

 

(SLIDE: Coliseum Cafe Ext.)

 

Jamal

Here we are Miss Marlin.

 

Maxie

So, this is the famous Coliseum Cafe. They say Maugham and Kipling were regulars here.

 

Jamal

I've heard they were regulars anywhere there was gin and whisky available. Now you've seen it lets go...

 

Maxie

No.

 

Jamal

Miss Marlin please!

 

Maxie

I'm staying.

 

Jamal

We do not have time...

 

Maxie

True.

 

Jamal

Your flight leaves in 3 hours....

 

Maxie

True.

 

Jamal

It's a long way to the airport...

 

Maxie

Jamal, in the jungle distance or time is of no matter. In the jungle only the jungle matters.

 

Jamal

Miss Marlin, please! This is not the time for silly metaphors.

 

Maxie

Its something I have to do Jamal. You do understand that?

 

Jamal

Yes. Very well, Miss Marlin.

 

Maxie

What time is it now?

 

Jamal

9. Miss Marlin...you will be careful?

 

Maxie

I will. Now go. (Jamal about to exit.) Jamal?

 

Jamal

Yes?

 

 

Maxie

Please apologize to your grandfather for me. This is something I have to do. (exit.)

 

(Enter Petrus & John)

 

Petrus

Perfect. I will send my men in…

 

John

No. We will wait outside.

 

Petrus

You are retired John and this is a matter for the local police.

 

John

She has to do this alone!

 

Petrus

The Dragon Queen has been on out wanted list for a long time. Can you guarantee she will not slip through our grasp? My God man your daughter… your only child is in there!

 

John

Don’t you think I know that? She is well trained.

 

Petrus

Can you guarantee she will come out of this alive?

 

John

She has to do this alone! There can be no interference. I didn’t fly half way around the world for you to botch this up.

 

Petrus

If we lose the Dragon Queen…

 

John

You won’t.

 

(SLIDE: Dissolve into int. of Coliseum Cafe.)

 

EVIL CORD

Maxie

(DOWN) The Coliseum Café. I had heard the best steaks in town were served here. But the only steaks concerning me at the moment was balancing the premium between Cedric's life and The Crimson Cobra.

 

(The French doors are opened revealing.....)

 

evil cord hard

Dragon Queen

Miss Marlin.

 

Maxie

(DOWN) The voice that came from the far end of the room was the same one on the phone. The one that always filled me with the need to pop an entire box of Rolaids.

 

Dragon queen

Finally we get to meet. This has been a long time coming.

 

Maxie

Where is Cedric? Is he O.K.?

 

Dragon queen

I am touched by your concern, Miss Marlin. But you needn't worry about your friend...does she boys?

 

(Note: "Boys" are off stage voices.)

 

Boys

GRUNT!

 

Dragon Queen

He is quite well, isn't he boys?

 

Boys

GRUNT!

 

Dragon queen

See? My boys never lie to me Miss Marlin...do you boys?

 

Boys

GRUNT, GRUNT!

 

dragon queen

 Now, place the bag with the Crimson Cobra on the table.

 

Maxie

Why should I?

 

Dragon queen

Please, do as I tell you.

 

Maxie

I'm doing nothing until I get some straight answers around here.

 

dragon queen

Boys, perhaps Miss Marlin would like to see the little puppet show we have assembled.

 

boys

GRUNT!

 

Maxie

I want to know where Cedric is.

 

Dragon Queen

But Miss Marlin, you'll disappoint the boys. They took such pains to put this together.

 

Maxie

I have no time for games.

 

Dragon Queen

Neither have I. This is simply a gesture of goodwill. Bring them out!

 

(Sydney and Frankie with their hands tied and connected to a rope are shoved out.)

 

Frankie

Ret me go!

 

Sydney

Miss Marlin! Please don't!

 

dragon queen

Do you like my puppets? I think you are aquatinted with these two in particular.

 

Sydney

Miss Marlin, don't give it to her!

 

dragon queen

Shuttup Sydney!

 

Maxie

They work for you?

 

Dragon Queen

For me? (Laughs.) Hardly. We found Mr. Woo and Mr. Kwai waiting at your Hotel this morning. We were certain their intentions were not honorable so we took it upon ourselves to remove any further threat to you. As I stated before...a gesture of goodwill.

 

Maxie

I suppose I should thank you.

 

dragon queen

The envelop on the table is another gesture on my part. It contains $100,000... American. When you place the bag with the Crimson Cobra on the table that envelop is yours.

 

Maxie

What do you want with it?

 

Sydney

No! Miss Marlin, No! She will have the power and...

 

Dragon queen

Gag him! Gag them both!

 

(Sydney and Frankie are pulled back in.)

 

Sydney

She must not have the power! The Crimson Cobra...(MUFFLED)

 

Dragon Queen

No, on second thoughts. Gag only Sydney. Let Frankie go.

 

Boys

Grunt?

 

Dragon Queen

I said let him go!

 

Boys

Grunt.

(Sydney is sent out with a gag in his mouth.)

 

Dragon Queen

Much better. Much much better. (Frankie is sent out.) Ah, Frankie...come here. (Frankie goes over meekly. She whispers something into Frankie's ear. Frankie reacts in a terrified manner to what is being said.) Now, is that clear, Frankie? Those are my terms and I want an answer by tomorrow. Tell those old bastards in Singapore that if they screw with me...

 

Frankie

(Looks over to Maxie, then to the Dragon Queen.) If they sclew with you, they die?

 

Dragon Queen

If they screw with me, I will cut their balls off.

 

Frankie

What about Boss?

 

(Sydney lets out a little squeal and crosses his legs.)

 

Dragon Queen

He will be kept intact. I will need him to witness what I have told only you. Boys?

 

Boys

Grunt!

 

Dragon Queen

Drive Frankie to the station and make sure he's on the 10 o'clock train to Singapore.

 

Boys

Grunt!

 

Dragon Queen

Now go! (Exit Frankie.)  My apologies for the interruption. I had other gestures of goodwill to relay. It is the season you know.  Come now Miss Marlin,... please...on the table. The cobra is of no use to you---a hundred thousand dollars on the other hand...

 

Maxie

I'm still not getting the answers I want. Who are you and where is Cedric?

 

Cedric

(Enter.) She is the Dragon Queen!

 

Maxie

Cedric!

 

Cedric

And she is also my mother! I thought I'd hold down the fort while the boys were away.

 

EVIL STAB HARD

Dragon Queen

You seemed to have made quite an impression on this young lady, my sweet. Yes, quite an impression. Now Miss Marlin, are you satisfied?

 

Maxie

So, this...and us...it was all a setup?

 

Cedric

I'm afraid so. But I did really grow quite fond of you... and since you've turned up here I'm guessing you felt a little something for me as well. I do hope you will forgive me for breaking our date and leaving your room in such an untidy mess but I was looking for the Cobra. Business before pleasure you know. But perhaps, I can make it up to you sometime.

 

Maxie

Make it up to me?

 

Cedric

Yes, once this matter is settled....I was thinking a quiet dinner and perhaps later an old Fred Astaire movie on the VCR. There must be some routines you could teach me...like the ones you told me you and your father did together. 

 

Maxie

You make me sick. I think I'll be leaving now.

 

Dragon Queen

Not before you leave the bag on the table. I am warning you!

 

Maxie

Warning me? Who do you think you are?

 

Cedric

(Pulling out a gun.) I'm sorry Maxie...That is my mother you're talking to. And what mother wants...mother gets. We did try to be nice about it all. But we will get the Cobra one way or the other. 

 

 

Dragon Queen

There is no need for nastiness my sweet. Let me clear this up for you Miss Marlin... You see, I use to belong to a syndicate that represents all of Southeast Asia. An organization sometimes known as the circle of 21.  The same syndicate that hired Mr. Woo and Mr. Kwai to stop you...and in so doing, to stop me. Lets just say the Syndicate and I had a parting of ways over territorial rights.

 

Maxie

What does this have to do with the cobra?

 

Dragon Queen

We are a superstitious crowd in this part of the world...and each of us over the years have acquired certain implements of protection. Isn't that true, Sydney?

 

(Sydney nods.)

 

Maxie

What do you mean protection?

 

Dragon Queen

Amulets, charms, magic...invincibility. And mine was this...

EVIL CORD

 

(The dragon Queen pulls out a bag that's similar to Maxie's.)

 

Maxie

 The twin!

 

mystical stab

Dragon queen

Yes. The twin. 

 

Maxie

I thought it was lost.

 

Dragon queen

I've had it all along. But, acquiring it cost me dearly. If you care to come closer I'll show you exactly just how dearly. (The Dragon Queen removes her veil only enough for Maxie to see.) This is why I am called the Dragon queen.

 

Maxie

(Reviled by the sight.) YOU!

 

 

Dragon Queen

As you can see every time I had to use it… I paid for it physically. With the marriage of both Cobras this little inconvenience will be eliminated.

 

Maxie

And what makes you think I will allow this marriage to consummate?

 

Dragon Queen

Frankly, I don’t think you have much of a choice.

 

Maxie

We’ll see about that!

 

Evil Cord Hard

 

(A commotion is heard.)

Dragon queen

My sweet, I think we have company!

(Cedric places himself in a strategic position.)

 

Veena

Maxie, don't let my  sister get the Crimson Cobra!

 

Maxie

Jamal! Why did you bring them here?

 

Jamal

I had no choice in the matter.

 

Veena

She has to be stopped  at all cost Maxie.

 

Cedric

Aunty Veena, its been a long time. Nice of you to pop in...

CLICK

Why don't you and your friends take a seat. I'm sure it was a long flight.

 

Veena

Cedric, put that gun away!

 

Cedric

I said sit!

 

Veena

Cedric, you've grown up mean like your mother!

 

Dragon queen

Look Veena, don't you like what I have?

 

Veena

So it is true. You do have the other Cobra!

 

Dragon queen

Finally, my destiny may resume.

 

Veena

This was never your destiny. You stole it!

 

Maxie

What’s going on here Veena?

 

Veena

I'm sorry Maxie. I couldn't tell you everything earlier. Many years ago, like you she was to be the bearer...only the bearer except ...

 

Dragon Queen

Except I couldn't remain chaste...until the next guardian came along.

 

Veena

Hussy!

 

Dragon Queen

Why? Because I got to him before you did? Yes, Miss Marlin I had relations with Cedric's father...a very charming, irrisitable englishman… who my sister had an eye on as well. I think my sweet has inherited a lot of his father's qualities, wouldn't you agree Miss Marlin?

 

Veena

Maxie, if the two Cobras intertwine all will be lost!

 

Dragon queen

That is your opinion sister! Your Cobra robbed me of my youth and beauty.

 

Veena

You were never that beautiful, anyway...

 

Dragon queen

But now, the tables are turned. With both Cobras I will be invincible! I will be immortal. Beauty, Youth and power will once again be mine! Mine forever!

 

mondo build & out

 

Jamal

Is that such a good idea? After all beauty is entirely up to the beholder... which is subjective at best... and as for power...

 

Dragon queen

SILENCE! Now, ...release your Cobra to me.

 

Veena

Please Maxie, don't do it!

 

Cedric

I know this is rather unsavory but if you do not do as mother says....I'm afraid this old man will have a frightful hole in his head.

 

Veena

Don't do it Maxie!

 

Dragon queen

What are you waiting for Miss Marlin? Come.

 

(Malik says something.)

Jamal

Miss Marlin, my grandfather says....

 

Cedric

You! Over there...away from the old man.

 

Jamal

I'm sorry Miss Marlin but he said...

 

Cedric

One more word and he gets it!

 

(Maxie about to go when...)

Malik (E, E)

Sister, you are the bearer of the Cobra.

 

maxie

Jamal, did you hear that?

 

Malik (E,E)

Sister!

 

Jamal

Miss Marlin, I can only hear the sound of my heart beating.

 

(Maxie looks over to Mr. Malik.)

malik (E, E)

You are the bearer of immortality and innocence. Only the bearer can preserve it and bestow it. You are the bearer. To preserve it you must release it. Until you release it, you can never reclaim it. Release it. Then reclaim it with your mother's protection and your father's strength.

 

Dragon Queen

What are you waiting for Miss Marlin? Release it to me now!

 

(Maxie gives up the cobra to the Dragon Queen.)

 

Dragon Queen

Shield yourself, my sweet. This will not take long. (Cedric and the rest save Maxie shield their faces as the Dragon Queen unveils both Cobras. She then kisses the heads of both Cobras.) Its happening! It is happening! (She unveils herself as a young and attractive woman.) How do I look Veena?

 

Veena

Like you did 20 years ago.

 

Dragon queen

That was only the beginning Sydney. Once the Cobras intertwine the entire transfer of power will be complete.  You can then return to the syndicate and tell them what you saw. And inform them that any resistance will be futile. Is that understood?

 

Sydney

Yes.

 

Dragon queen

And for you my sweet. (She goes up to Cedric and kisses him full on the lips.) Our time will soon be at hand. (She returns to where the cobras are.) And now... power. Ultimate power.

 

Maxie

That’s wonderful. Congratulations! We must celebrate! (Removing the gag from Sydney's mouth.) What’s your favorite song Sydney?

 

Sydney

What?

 

Veena

What are you doing?

 

Maxie

Sing it, Sydney! This is a celebration!

 

Sydney

This is foolishness!

 

Maxie

Yes Sydney, we are fools and she's a dragon...

 

Sydney

"There may be troubles ahead..."

 

Maxie

Dance Veena...dance!

 

Veena

Maxie, have you lost your mind?

 

Dragon Queen

Stop it! What’s going on here? Cedric do something!

 

Maxie

Dance with me Jamal!

 

Cedric

Stop this, all of you!

 

Maxie

You did want to learn some Fred Astire routines. Here’s your chance! Well this hand goes here and... both your hands have to be free for this to work Cedric.

 

Dragon Queen

Cedric!

 

Maxie

(Grabbing Cedric's gun. ) Jamal catch! (Throwing the gun to Jamal.) If you want to do this right you really need to concentrate Cedric.

 

Dragon Queen

I SAID, STOP!

 

 

Cedric

( Sydney stops singing. Getting her hand behind her back.) Very clever Miss Marlin but...

 

Maxie

(Knees him in the crotch.) But what Cedric? Oh, did I break your bottle? So much for laying it on the lip of anyone’s cup for a while.

 

Dragon Queen

Nice try, Miss Marlin. But I still have these...and as soon as the Cobras intertwine....

 

Maxie

Ladies and gentlemen, the Cha Cha King of 1956!

 

Sydney

(Dancing and singing.) Oy Como Va....

 

Dragon Queen

Stop that!

 

Maxie

What’s gonna make me?

 

Dragon Queen

I have a photograph of a certain John Marlin… formally of the San Francisco police department.

 

Cedric

From what I’ve gathered… A huge fan of Fred Astire.

 

Dragon Queen

The same John Marlin who was instrumental in forcing his daughter to quit the same police department because of her romantic involvement with the son of a prominent Mob figure several years ago.

 

Sydney

I’m sorry Miss Marlin… they forced me to tell.

 

Dragon Queen

So you see Miss Marlin… you and I are not that different. We have both paid a hefty price for romance. Unfairly, I might add.

 

Maxie

So you have a picture of my father… how is that going to stop me? 

 

dragon queen

What if this picture accidentally caught on fire, Sydney?

 

Sydney

Poof!

 

Maxie

So the photograph goes up in flames… so what?

 

Dragon queen

Along with your father. Scientists are still baffled by the phenomenon of spontaneous combustion… we’re not.

 

Maxie

Can she do that, Veena?

 

Veena

I’m afraid so, Maxie. She has the power.

 

Dragon queen

Miss Marlin, you have the opportunity to walk away with a lot of money… or arrange for the disposal of Daddy’s ashes.

 

Maxie

(Grabbing the cobras.) Sorry toots! No can do. The bearer is reclaiming the cobras.

 

Dragon Queen

No. Do not touch the cobras! It will rob you of your beauty! It will rob you of your youth! It robbed mine!

 

Maxie

(Looking down at her pendant, then at the Dragon Queen.) I'll take my chances Honey! You forget, I wear the pendant… I am the bearer. I am protected. I can give and I can reclaim. Your big mistake was messing with my family. Now… go to hell, bitch!

 

(Maxie and the Dragon Queen engage in a struggle.)

 

RUMBLE

Dragon queen

Its beginning! No! Let go Now! NO! NOOOOO!

 

Mystical Mayhem

( It ends leaving the two figures of Maxie and the Dragon Queen locked in an eerie stiff stillness. After a few moments Maxie moves---prying the Cobras from the Dragon Queen whose body slumps back into the chair, dead. Maxie puts the Cobras back in their bags.)

 

Cedric

Mother...

 

(Veena walks over to the limp body of the Dragon Queen. Maxie wipes a tear from Veena.)

 

Maxie

Are you O.K., Veena?

 

Veena

Despite everything... she was still family.

 

Sydney

Was my singing and dancing O.K. Miss Marlin?

 

Maxie

It was very nice Sydney.

 

Sydney

Now can I please be untied?

 

Maxie

No, I think Inspector Petrus and his men would like you just the way you are. You did make the call, didn’t you Jamal.

 

Jamal

I did what you told me Miss Marlin.

 

Sydney

But Miss Marlin we work so well together.

 

Maxie

Don't get your hopes up Sydney---this was only a one-night stand.

 

Jamal

Miss Marlin, how did you know what to do and when to do it?

 

Maxie

Timing Jamal. My father is a stickler for timing.

 

Inspector Petrus

(Enter.) The wrong move at the right time.

 

Maxie

Inspector Petrus!

 

Inspector Petrus

As you Americans say… the cavalry is here.

 

Sydney

The wrong move at the right time. That’s how you father did it! That’s how he won all his dancing trophies, isn't it?

 

Maxie

That’s right Sydney. That’s how he did it. Inspector, we could have used your help a little earlier.

 

Inspector petrus

On the looks of it, you handled the situation quite well. Besides we had our hands full wrangling Frankie and the boys into the Paddy Wagon outside. 

 

Maxie

And how do we explain… her?

 

Inspector Petrus

I believe she had a history of heart problems, don’t you?

 

Maxie

You may be right!

 

Jamal

Miss Marlin, we should go. Your plane...

 

Maxie

Yes, Of Course. Get the other Cobra, Jamal !

 

inspector petrus

My kind regards to your father Miss Marlin… when you get the chance to see him.

 

Maxie

I am planning to make that a reality as soon as I can.

 

Inspector Petrus

Tell him… tell him there was no interference.  He’ll understand.

 

 

Maxie

I will. Jamal, what are you waiting for?

 

Jamal

I cannot touch them Miss Marlin... you are the bearer.

 

Mystical hum

Veena

Yes, Maxie...only the bearer can chose a guardian.

 

Maxie

Has a one been found?

 

Veena

One has for the first Cobra.... But there is still one Cobra with no guardian.

 

Jamal

And until a guardian has been found...

 

Maxie

A guardian has been found, Jamal.

tinkle

Mr. Malik, the bearer has chosen a guardian. Do you accept?

 

Malik

Yah. Terima Kasih.

 

Jamal

That means “thank you” in Malay… but it translates directly as…

 

Maxie

Received with love.

 

(Maxie places one of the canvas bag with the Crimson Cobra on the old man's lap. She then places her palm on his forehead.)

 

Maxie

Preserve it well my friend. (Maxie comes down stage to the audience. The screens are closed and the actors leave the stage. The old radio is brought back on stage.)  When the old man kissed the head of the Cobra he began his transformation into a little boy with dancing eyes. I knew I would miss him. Two days later on Christmas eve, a ninety-year-old Cherokee woman kissed the Cobra's head and a little girl disappeared into the Sierras. Perhaps Jamal was right...perhaps there are some things in this world that need no understanding ...only acceptance. And for the moment, I had to accept that a girl from Fresno, California named Maxie Marlin was the bearer of the Crimson Cobra. And for now, that was good enough for me. (exit Maxie.)

 

(Lights out for 5 seconds save a spot on the old radio. When the lights come back to half we are back in the “radio studio”. There is soft Christmas music in the background. The actors are milling about congratulating each other and exchanging season greetings in hushed tones---slowly dissipating from stage. Soon only “Maxie” is left alone. From the radio we hear...)

 

Phone being dialed

thunder & rain (in the background)

 

Voice of Maxie

( As the next section plays on the radio the “Girl” slowly walks on stage. Maxie sees her and gently smiles.) Dad? Yeah, I got back today. The case? It was O.K. Dad, you mind if I drive over tonight? I know its Christmas eve. No, I have no other plans. Yeah, I'm sure. I’m leaving in about 10 minutes. I'll see you in a while. Yes I know its wet outside… Yes, I'll be careful. See you soon. Dad? I love you. ( They hug and exit.)

 

(This cross fades into a Fred Astaire song “The Way You Look Tonight”. Lights out.)

 

Curtain